SLOP! Cup

Get Your Deliciously Healthy Fix.

Not your mom's chia seed pudding 😏 Actually exciting, packed with protein, and ridiculously good for you.

💪 50g
Protein
🔥 730
Calories
🖖 6
Ingredients
🌱 100%
Plant Power
🙆‍♀️ Ur Mom
Approves
🙅‍♂️ 0%
Sad Desk Lunch
🤯 ∞
Flavor Points
🌈 5
Happy Gut Rating
👻 Bye
Snack Cravings
💪 50g
Protein
🔥 730
Calories
🖖 6
Ingredients
🌱 100%
Plant Power
🙆‍♀️ Ur Mom
Approves
🙅‍♂️ 0%
Sad Desk Lunch
🤯 ∞
Flavor Points
🌈 5
Happy Gut Rating
👻 Bye
Snack Cravings
Get Me Some SLOP! SLOP! Chia Seed Pudding

What the h@#k is SLOP!?

Born right here in the city with a simple goal: creating a breakfast and snack that actually *delivers*.

Tired of sad desk lunches and sugary energy crashes? Yeah, us too. So, we made something better.

Delicious, shockingly healthy, and totally satisfying. We took chia pudding and made it exciting.

And packed it with protein.

VIBE CHECK

Put Down That Breakfast Muffin Pain au Chocolat Ube Eclair Butter Croissant Sugar Bomb Carb Monster

New York runs on caffeine and questionable breakfast choices. But your body deserves better. Here's why SLOP! needs to be your new morning move:

⚡ Energy That Lasts

No more noontime crashes. SLOP! combines protein, fiber, and healthy fats to keep you energized through your mornings and beyond.

😋 Tastes Pretty Good!

Creamy chia pudding, bursting with blueberries and tart mangoes. This isn't your typical "healthy" breakfast - it's a treat that happens to be good for you.

🌱 Ingredients You Can Trust

Just six simple, plant-based ingredients working together in concert. No fillers, no nonsense.

Meet the Superfood Squad

We like ingredients that are both delicious and do amazing things for you. Here's the roster:

CHIA SEEDS

48g

Tiny Seeds, Mighty Power

16g fiber 10g protein
  • 🌾 Fiber Force
  • ❤️ Omega-3s
  • 💦 Hydration Hero

SOY MILK

1 cup

The Strongest Plant Milk

9g protein
  • 🌱 Plant Power
  • 💪 Protein Punch
  • 👌 Good for Cholesterol

PLANT PROTEIN

46g

Boost your Body

20g protein
  • 🌱 Plant Power x 2
  • 💪 Muscle Support
  • 🌿 Easy to Digest

BLUEBERRIES

50g

Antioxidant Bombs

Real good

MANGOES

50g

Tropical Flavor Burst

Too good
  • 🥭 S-Tier Fruit
  • 🛡️ Immunity Booster
  • 🌿 Digestion Ally

NOTHING ELSE

0g

That's Right. Nothing.

0g everything else
  • 🚫 No Fillers
  • No Nonsense
  • 💅 Just Pure SLOP!

Ready to SLOP!?

We're excited to share SLOP! with you, and we want you to be the first to know when we officially launch. Since we're still in beta, we're keeping things exclusive for now. Tell us you're interested, and we'll keep you in the loop! Word on the street is we'll be at Essex Market soon.

We promise not to spam you – just delicious SLOP! updates. We respect your privacy, obvs.